Friday, 13 August 2010

Whats The Worst That Could Happen?

It's only Friday the 13th, what's the worst that could happen? Well... Beware Of The Friday 13th Virus!

  • It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty.
  • It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number.
  • It will drink all your beer and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when company comes over.
  • It will hide your car keys when you are late for work.
  • Friday 13th Virus will make you fall in love with a penguin.
  • It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.
  • It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it.
  • It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
  • It will leave the toilet seat up.
  • Friday 13th Virus will cause your cakes to fall and your blood pressure to rise.
  • It cheats at Scrabble.
  • It can forge your signature.
  • It plays the bagpipes in your basement.
But that's all.

Here at Fat Buddha we have just the thing! Products that are guaranteed to protect you from bad luck.






Wearing a nice pair of Vans, New Era hat and a little Breo watch pretty much promises bad luck will never touch you. If thats no enough the Zumreed headphones will make you oblivious to the surrounding madness, the Noodoll eats bad luck for breakfast and if all else fails you can just batter any bad luck to a pulp with the Knuckleduster Mugs.

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